ask-thegrandhighblood sent:

hey cueball IF I RUB YOUR HEAD WILL I GET GOOD FUCKING LUCK?

askpsychiatristscratch:

So I take it you aren’t terribly knowledgeable when it comes to billiards, then?

My head is a large cue ball. It is the ball used to sink the numbered balls by way of being pushed by the pool cue. There is no connection to luck

On a side note, there is also no such thing as luck.

Good day, my good 9 foot tall lanky freak-man.

infinitywhale sent:

Do you have any more of those "==>" candies? I always seem to run out at the most interesting of times.

askpsychiatristscratch:

You seem to be referring to my ‘Special Edition Limited Time Offer Fluorescent Blueberry Flavored Licorice Arrows - 2011 Edition’.

I’m afraid I used them all up. All I have on hand are these arrow made of cardboard, glue and paint, but I can sprinkle them with sugar if you like.

Gaze upon my new theme and be enraptured.

ask-crockercutie:

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Yes but does John realize that he might be dating a younger version of his dad’s girlfriend this is the question

askmewlinmeulin:

You guys keep asking how to solve art block….

Here’s the thing…… I don’t know?!?!?!

For everybody it’s different I guess?

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Fuck, I get it all the time! Fuck, I have it right now send help.

Most of the time I just stop drawing all together, and in like a day or two ((at most)) I suddenly want to draw a lot of things.

Or don’t stop drawing idk, most of the time it turns out funky but that’s fine. 

I really wish I could help, but I can’t cause I’m lame.

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My solution is mostly in the vein of deciding, against my better judgement, to start drawing at 5 AM. 

Because I am insane.

I repeat.

I am insane.

(I will follow my three hundredth follower, and they will be my 150th follow. Life is beautiful.)